VOTED BEST PUB IN LANGLEE FOR THE 39TH YEAR RUNNING

"By far the best pub website I've ever read. When Scotland gets independence it should be made law to have this as your homepage." - Ian Cleghorn, politician, sort of. March 2013

COULD THIS MAN END TURMOIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST?

WOODCUTTER GIVES VERY OLD PEOPLE A NIGHT THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!

LANGLEE MAN LOSES THE WILL TO LIVE AFTER BEING FORCED BY WIFE TO ATTEND NEW LOOK BOXING DAY SALE

LANGLEE MAN WHO BECAME RELIGIOUS AFTER HORRIFIC WORKS ACCIDENT ACCUSES GOD OF DELIBERATELY IGNORING HIM

RESIDENTS ASSOCIATION SAY OPENING PHARMACY IN LANGLEE WILL ATTRACT ILL PEOPLE AND TURN TOWN INTO DRUG RAVAGED, CRIME RIDDEN HELL HOLE RUN BY THE MAFIA

UPROAR AS NEW RAILWAY IS UNCOVERED AS A HOAX TO ANNOY TAXI DRIVERS

CALLS FOR PREACHER OF EXTREME YORKSHIREISM TO BE DEPORTED TO HUDDERSFIELD

PEOPLE FROM LAUDER BARRED FROM ENTERING LANGLEE CARNIVAL FANCY DRESS "JUST IN CASE"

LANGLEE WOMAN CAUSES WIDESPREAD CONCERN ON FACEBOOK AFTER ADMITTING SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER HAIR

LANGLEE RESIDENTS OUTRAGED AFTER TOWN IS LEFT OUT OF NEW VERSION OF GRAND THEFT AUTO

ONLINE WAR HERO "REALLY ANGRY" AFTER BEING REFUSED ENTRY TO BRITISH LEGION

RESIDENTS TELL OF EXCITEMENT AS GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCE PLANS TO TEST NUCLEAR BOMB IN LANGLEE

LANGLEE MAN URGED TO SEEK HELP "QUITE QUICKLY" AFTER ADMITTING TO "FANCYING" LARGE SCOTTISH ISLAND

LANGLEE MEN ACCUSE EX-FOOTBALLER JOHN COLLINS OF PROBABLY WAGING A VENDETTA AGAINST THEM

MAN STUCK ON TOILET FOR THREE DAYS FORCED TO SURVIVE ON SHAMPOO AND COTTON BUDS

CONFUSED LANGLEE PENSIONER TRICKED INTO BUYING NUCLEAR SUBMARINE

THE TRUE COST OF POVERTY -
COUNCIL CUTS FORCE LANGLEE BIN MAN TO SWITCH OFF HEATED TOWEL RAIL

LANGLEE SEX GURU JOHNNY SWEENEY SET TO WORK HIS MAGIC ON FRIGID EDINBURGH ZOO PANDAS

WOODCUTTER TO COPY QUEEN VIC OUT OF EASTENDERS

LANGLEE PSYCHIC WHO PREDICTS THINGS THE DAY AFTER THEY HAPPEN VOWS TO DO BETTER

TRAMP TRAPPED IN MAN'S BODY ADMITS HE'S BEEN "LIVING A LIE"

LANGLEE PUDDLE TO BE UPGRADED TO LOCH STATUS

MAN WHO DEVELOPED CRAVING FOR HAY BLAMES TESCO BEEF BURGERS

GORILLA BLAMED FOR LANGLEE BANANA SHORTAGE

ARMAGEDDON NEEDN'T BE THE END OF THE WORLD SAYS LANGLEE BUS DRIVER

LANGLEE MAN QUITS ROOFING JOB TO BECOME SEX GURU

EXCLUSIVE!
SANTA ARRESTED AS PART OF JIMMY SAVILE INQUIRY

MYSTERY WOODCUTTER REGULAR OUTED AS GAY

LANGLEE CONSPIRACY THEORIST CLAIMS MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED!

LANGLEE MAN BEATS UP BIN LORRY

TAM FARRELL'S FURY AT
EGYPT PROTESTERS

INCAPACITY BENEFIT CLAIMANTS FACING POVERTY

LANGLEE MAN CLAIMS FORCING RANGERS TO JOIN THIRD DIVISION WILL MEAN END OF CIVILISATION - PROBABLY

BRUCE NOBLE'S MOUSTACHE STOLEN!

ARNIE - MY DATE FROM HELL!!!

MEIKLEM: WHY I HATE WHAM - AND GEORGE MICHAEL IN PARTICULAR

BINGO DISASTER SCARES WOODCUTTER REGULARS

LOUISE NOBLE:MY LIFE AS A WAG
EXCLUSIVE!!!

LANGLEE BATTERED BY HURRICANE!!

WOMEN WITH PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION TO BE BARRED FROM WOODCUTTER

ANGIE FARRELL - NEW CONSERVATORY HAS TURNED MY HUSBAND INTO A TWAT

KENNY WILSON "BLACK AFFRONTED" AS SECRET SEX ROMPS UNCOVERED

SPECIAL MEDICAL THING

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THE WOODCUTTER OF THE FUTURE !!

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NON-HUMAN REACHES TOP TEN REGULARS CHART

LANGLEE COUPLE TELL HOW WINNING WOODCUTTER TOTE DOUBLE ALMOST COST THEM THE ULTIMATE PRICE - THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.

DOCTOR TAM - MEDICINE MAN DISCUSSES PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

LANGLEE MAN ON VERGE OF CREATING NUCLEAR FUSION

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DOT AND KURT - COULD THE DREAM BE OVER?

NIKKI WHIGHAM CHEATING WITH MAN OLD ENOUGH TO BE DEAD

BLACK ALEC TO ADOPT CHILD

WOODCUTTER IMAGINARY FIGHTS

EDDIE
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WALTER OUT OF THE SUNBEAMS

JAMESIE FOWLER
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JESUS CHRIST

WOODCUTTER REGULARS
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK

ANDY GREEN
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NEIL COLLINS

TOMMY COOPER AND OTHER CELEBRITIES LIKE THAT SNUB CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON

ARNIE: MY BATTLE WITH ANOREXIA - AND OTHER THINGS

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE MAKING LOVE UP A TREE

LANGLEE TOURIST BOARD

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