The Woodcutter was recently voted Langlee's top pub in a poll of people who drink in the Woodcutter.
Since 1976 "The Woody" as it is affectionately known, has been serving the needs of the people of Langlee with its friendly, welcoming atmosphere, reasonably priced drinks and bar snacks and its range of state of the art mod-cons.
The Woodcutter not only boasts hot and cold running water and flushing toilets, but three years ago was dragged kicking and screaming into the new millennium by installing a brand new "colour" television! And as if that isn't luxury enough, the punters don't have to even get up out of their seats should they want to change channels - because the television came equipped with a "remote control"!
Whether holidaying in Langlee, visiting friends or simply passing through to get to somewhere else - The Woodcutter will welcome you with open arms!
Remember - a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet!
So why not pop into The Woodcutter, it's not just a pub -
it's a way of life!
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE PERSON AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE WITH YOUR HEAD ON FIRE HOLDING UP A BOARD SHOWING HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ON THE SITE?
YOU WOULD!
THEN SEND A PHOTO TO
colinturnbull1970@btinternet.com
HEAD ON LIKE JAMESIE'S -AND
I'LL CHANGE IT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN-IF I CAN BE BOTHERED. DON'T WORRY IF YOU'RE UGLY - THE WOODCUTTER SUPPORTS MINORITIES!
IT'S THE IMAGINARY FIGHT EVERY ROCK FAN WANTS TO SEE!
CRAZY NEW CRAZE "CRAZY"
SAY COPS.......
PHWOOAAARRR!!!!
AS WOODCUTTER BARMAID LYNSEY PREPARES TO GO TO AMERICA, WE ASK...
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE...
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HAVE YOUR VERY OWN DRUNKEN OLD MAN? YOU HAVE? WELL YOUR LUCK'S IN. BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ADOPT A WOODCUTTER REGULAR!! EVERY NOW AND AGAIN WE WILL POST A WOODY REGULAR ALONG WITH HIS PROFILE, AND IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE YOU CAN BID FOR HIM AND TAKE HIM HOME THE VERY SAME DAY!! CLICK BELOW TO SEE THEIR PROFILES
We've all done it when we're drunk - set fire to a friend, wondered what a dog would look like without hair, see if goldfish could fly. But why? Why do we do these things? Well now you can find out! Click below to see our special scientific feature...
EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THERE WAS A FIGHT IN THE WOODCUTTER? WELL STOP WONDERING! BECAUSE WITH OUR IMAGINARY FIGHTS THERE CAN BE A SCRAP EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!
SIMPLY CLICK ON THE FIGHTS BELOW AND READ A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT OF THE BEST IMAGINARY FIGHTS IN THE WOODCUTTER!
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