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"By far the best pub website I've ever read. When Scotland gets independence it should be made law to have this as your homepage." - Ian Cleghorn, politician, sort of. March 2013
LANGLEE - IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK!
PROUD SCOTSMAN TOLD BY DOCTORS TO BE LESS PATRIOTIC
THE TRUE COST OF POVERTY -
COUNCIL CUTS FORCE LANGLEE BIN MAN TO SWITCH OFF HEATED TOWEL RAIL
TRAMP TRAPPED IN MAN'S BODY ADMITS HE'S BEEN "LIVING A LIE"
LANGLEE MEN ACCUSE EX-FOOTBALLER JOHN COLLINS OF PROBABLY WAGING A VENDETTA AGAINST THEM
LANGLEE SEX GURU JOHNNY SWEENEY SET TO WORK HIS MAGIC ON FRIGID EDINBURGH ZOO PANDAS
CONFUSED LANGLEE PENSIONER TRICKED INTO BUYING NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
ARMY HURTS LANGLEE BOY'S FEELINGS BY TELLING HIM HE CAN'T JOIN BECAUSE HIS EARS ARE TOO BIG
MAN WHO DEVELOPED CRAVING FOR HAY BLAMES TESCO BEEF BURGERS
LANGLEE PSYCHIC WHO PREDICTS THINGS THE DAY AFTER THEY HAPPEN VOWS TO DO BETTER
CRIME VICTIM BLASTS COPS FOR NOT DOING ENOUGH TO FIND STOLEN GARDEN FURNITURE
ANNOYING TEENAGER ABANDONED IN STREET STILL UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE DAYS
WOODCUTTER TO COPY QUEEN VIC OUT OF EASTENDERS
OWEN DOOGAN AND STEVIE FALCONER'S GREAT INDEPENDENCE DEBATE
KEV DENHOLM CAUSES HAVOC ON COLOURFUL SCOTTISH ISLAND
SOME WOODCUTTER REGULARS "ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS" AT SOMETHING!
HEARTLESS WOMEN DON'T SEEM ALL THAT BOTHERED AS MAN-FLU CLAIMS YET ANOTHER VICTIM
LANGLEE CONSPIRACY THEORIST CLAIMS MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED!
LANGLEE MAN QUITS ROOFING JOB TO BECOME SEX GURU
ARNIE - MY DATE FROM HELL!!!
LANGLEE MAN BEATS UP BIN LORRY
BRUCE NOBLE'S MOUSTACHE STOLEN!
INCAPACITY BENEFIT CLAIMANTS FACING POVERTY
TAM FARRELL'S FURY AT EGYPT PROTESTERS
EXCLUSIVE! BRUCE NOBLE BANGS HEAD AND NOW THINKS HE'S GANGSTER RAPPER
"THE GALA DAY IS BORING" CLAIMS LANGLEE MAN
MAN UPSET AFTER NEIGHBOUR OF 24 YEARS DECIDES TO MOVE
ARMAGEDDON NEEDN'T BE THE END OF THE WORLD SAYS LANGLEE BUS DRIVER
MYSTERY WOODCUTTER REGULAR OUTED AS GAY
LANGLEE MAN CLAIMS FORCING RANGERS TO JOIN THIRD DIVISION WILL MEAN END OF CIVILIZATION - PROBABLY
THE WOODCUTTER OF THE FUTURE !!
CLICK HERE TO BE TRANSPORTED TO SHAUN FARRELL'S INCREDIBLE WORLD OF TOMORROW
BEEFCAKE: CHEESE ALMOST COST ME MY LIFE - SORT OF
EXCLUSIVE!
SANTA ARRESTED AS PART OF JIMMY SAVILE INQUIRY
GORILLA BLAMED FOR LANGLEE BANANA SHORTAGE
LANGLEE PUDDLE TO BE UPGRADED TO LOCH STATUS
LANGLEE BATTERED BY HURRICANE!!
LANGLEE COUPLE TELL HOW WINNING WOODCUTTER TOTE DOUBLE ALMOST COST THEM THE ULTIMATE PRICE - THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER.
LANGLEE MAN ON VERGE OF CREATING NUCLEAR FUSION
KENNY WILSON "BLACK AFFRONTED" AS SECRET SEX ROMPS UNCOVERED
MEIKLEM: WHY I HATE WHAM - AND GEORGE MICHAEL IN PARTICULAR
ANGIE FARRELL - NEW CONSERVATORY HAS TURNED MY HUSBAND INTO A TWAT
DOCTOR TAM - MEDICINE MAN DISCUSSES PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION
GIANT OCTOPUS AND TERRORISTS RULED OUT IN GALA BINGO DISASTER AS WOODCUTTER REGULARS LEFT "REALLY SCARED"
LOUISE NOBLE:MY LIFE AS A WAG
EXCLUSIVE!!!
WOMEN WITH PRE-MENSTRUAL TENSION TO BE BARRED FROM WOODCUTTER
PLANET HOLLYWOODCUTTER
WHY SOME OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST STARS COULD SOON BE DRINKING IN LANGLEE'S FAVOURITE PUB
NIKKI WHIGHAM CHEATING WITH MAN OLD ENOUGH TO BE DEAD
NON-HUMAN REACHES TOP TEN REGULARS CHART
THE REAL REASON KEV DENHOLM LEFT GALA
MAN SPIKES OWN DRINK THEN HAS SEX WITH HIMSELF
DOT AND KURT - COULD THE DREAM BE OVER?
ECKY DOULL SPOTS PANTHER IN LANGLEE WOODS
BLACK ALEC TO ADOPT CHILD
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
CAMPAIGNERS WIN BATTLE TO HAVE EILDON HILLS MOVED TO LANGLEE
IDIOT FAKES OWN DEATH TO AVOID PAYING TAB
TAM FARRELL CAUGHT IN BED WITH LEEK
LANGLEE MAN "FED UP"
TWEEDY'S HIT AND RUN HELL
AN EASTER MESSAGE FROM THE REVEREND BLACK ALEC
JAMESIE'S SHAME
EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THERE WAS A FIGHT IN THE WOODCUTTER? WELL STOP WONDERING! BECAUSE WITH OUR IMAGINARY FIGHTS THERE CAN BE A SCRAP EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!
SIMPLY CLICK ON THE FIGHTS BELOW AND READ A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT OF THE BEST IMAGINARY FIGHTS IN THE WOODCUTTER!
JAMESIE "THE GROWLER" FOWLER
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JESUS CHRIST
BRUCE NOBLE, OWEN DOOGAN AND YULEY
EDDIE V
WALTER
OUT OF
THE SUNBEAMS !
ENGLISH JOHN IN PROTEST AGAINST SOMETHING THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN
WOMAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER OVERDOSE OF GOSSIP
TOMMY COOPER AND OTHER CELEBRITIES LIKE THAT SNUB CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON
AULD BRIAN ABDUCTED BY SPACE MONKEYS
ARNIE - MY BATTLE WITH ANOREXIA
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK
We've all done it when we're drunk - set fire to a friend, wondered what a dog would look like without hair, see if goldfish could fly. But why? Why do we do these things? Well now you can find out! Click below to see our special scientific feature...
ADOPT A WOODCUTTER REGULAR
THUGS GIVE BLACK ALEC FORCED MAKE OVER
AMERICA...IS IT BETTER THAN LANGLEE?
ZOMBIE FEARS AS LANGLEE SAYS - WE'LL HAVE THE CREMATORIUM
LANGLEE - SCOTLAND'S HIDDEN GEM
LANGLEE TOURIST BOARD
CUBBS TURNBULL BEGS MEDIA TO LAY OFF
UPROAR AS WOODCUTTER LIFTS BAN ON UGLY PEOPLE
LANGLEE SUPERHERO "FED UP WITH IT ALL"
WHY DID I FEED PIZZA TO MY CAT ?
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE MAKING LOVE UP A TREE
TAM LEITCH SPENDS A DAY AS A WOMAN - READ HIS AMAZING ADVENTURE HERE
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